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Truth is stranger than fiction.

A university professor was giving a lecture about supernatural beliefs within Taiwanese culture.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks “How many people here believe in ghosts?”

About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

About 15 students raise their hands.

“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”

3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost?”

Right at the back of the room, one guy raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, “All the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here right now and tell us about your experience.”

The student begins to make his way up to the front of the class. When he reaches the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, tell us: what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”

The student replies, “GHOST???? I thought you said GOAT!”


Meanwhile, in today’s news

“National Chengchi University’s English Department yesterday defended its annual year-end production about man having a sexual affair with a goat as an appropriate choice and said they were puzzled why people would consider the play profane and foul.”

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